Is South Bristol The Next Stop on the Low Traffic Lunacy Line?
Buoyed by the 'success' of East Bristol's widely unpopular traffic scheme, council eyes BS3 for its next experiment in community agony and retail bankruptcy.
Alright, buckle up, Bristolians, because the council's back for another round of "Let's Make Life... Interesting!" in South Bristol. Fresh from their East Bristol traffic-wrangling extravaganza (you know, the one where they tiptoed in at night?), they're eyeing up BS3 for a "Liveable Neighbourhood" makeover.
Apparently, after a brief election-induced nap, they're ready to unleash an "engagement report" – which, in council-speak, probably means "We listened, but we'll do what we want anyway." Remember those "interactive maps" where you pointed out dodgy crossings and parking nightmares? Yeah, they're "considering" those.
June's the big reveal, folks. That's when we'll see the council's grand design for turning South Bristol into a pedestrian paradise (or a traffic-clogged purgatory, depending on your perspective). Another "formal and legal consultation" is promised, because apparently, they haven't heard enough shouting yet.
Now, let's dive into the comments section of today’s ‘Bristol Live’, for reader comments:
Torycookedsock warns that closing roads means less business, and who can blame them? "Success" for the council, "bankruptcy" for local shops. I assume this contributor is using East Bristol as a showcase example.
Waltertower channels the East Bristol angst, predicting "Green Tinted Glasses" wearers will soon be crying into their organic kale smoothies.
Robofbristol sees an erosion of freedom and property values.
Kaylon64 and Paul-W are the lone voices of reason, pointing out the East Bristol scheme isn't even fully operational.
Thinksclearzooms paints a utopian vision of clean air and community spirit. Someone's been drinking the council Kool-Aid.
Downtowngirl and Jabbymisschief are having none of it, citing sneaky installations and failed trials. Fire engines, disabled access, and small businesses are apparently collateral damage.
Sliceoflife insists it's working, everyone can get everywhere, and traffic is reducing, a lone voice within the chaos.
And finally, Ajlou suggests a pre-emptive petition, because apparently, in Bristol, it's better to be angry early.
So, South Bristol, get ready for round two of the traffic wars. Will it be a "liveable" dream or a gridlocked nightmare? Stay tuned, and keep those comments coming – Bristol Live readers are the true stars of this show.
Oh, and by the way. Am I right to assume Broadmead is now an LTN too? I captured this photo yesterday.
