Leave The Asylum Doors Open. As Us Sane One's Are Coming In For Our Own Safety!
Back in the 'Almighty Gob' mode, I continue to question both the rationality and sanity of Scotland's new 'hate laws'. We're doomed!
As more millennial progeny escape and make their way towards engaging in protests of little, or no consequence, other than they feel so much better about themselves for doing so: and numpty dumpties, who now in small pieces having fallen from a great height and landed into a world of reality are so fragile they will never put them back together again because they live in fear of just about everything - from what they eat to going outside into public spaces and engaging with other bipods of the human species.
Let's not forget the dismembered chicken wings, both left and right that seek refuge in politics and flap around almost relentlessly with feathers flying in all directions to seek attention. And, of course, the screaming "Look at Me, look at ME" ego-driven peacocks and peahens of a seemingly endless number of genders and pronouns strutting their stuff on the world stage of life's everyday theatrics.
I'm simply not able to keep up with the lunacy nowadays as every hour, or so, there's even more news crap working its way into my consciousness by a variety of means. I could, of course, turn it all off. However, the downside of this is that I'd be extremely bored and would have naff all to write about.
So, I keep myself and others amused by tapping away at this keyboard in my pursuit of mirth as a means of defending myself against the madness of the world beyond my four walls as it continues to disintegrate day by day.
Perhaps I should turn my attention to the "invasion" of migrants who pour in like a tap with a broken washer, and a stopcock that's well beyond repair, so it seems. I must, however, remember not to use the term "illegal" when referring to migrants because drippy people become upset. The very same people, by the way, who we don't hear so much as a peep from as soon as the migrants’ penchant for underage British females hits the news, as pretty much every day another case is highlighted.
Such as Albanian Gjin Gjergji who lied about his identity in his successful asylum application, and then went on to rape a teenage girl. Following this he exclaimed that he was happy he could not be deported from the UK as his home country has "lots of bad people there". Damn, this guy's sense of irony is better than mine! Perhaps it's no coincidence that the most common religion in Albania is Islam and that their predilection for pre-adolescent females within Islam is somewhat legendary. However, I cannot mention Islam as this is nowadays considered racist, even though Islam isn't a race, it's a religion.
But never let fact get in the way, huh?
Certainly not, it seems judging by the number of largely Muslim (I suggest) migrants who have come to this country and finally found God through our Church of England. I guess Allah just wasn't doing it for them after all back home, and so they made the journey here to England to find their true calling. Do you think that somehow in Allah's land, there's the equivalent of a Thomas Cook travel brochure that advertises this, or maybe commercials on the telly?
Who knew the people smugglers are just tour operators after all, and they probably publish the British equivalent of a 'Rough Guide.' If they do, it seems to omit just how 'rough' the journey would be, and do migrants have the option of buying travel insurance, or is the journey 'all-inclusive'?
Why do all of these questions remain unanswered? I'm thinking that somewhere in Allah's land there must be the equivalent of an Alan Whicker, Judith Chalmers, or the more contemporary Simon Calder, who with a television crew has been here to film the benefits of Britain for those back home.
Do you think that maybe, just maybe, back in Albania on internet television they show our lunchtime programme 'Loose Women' - that to men such as Gjin Gjergji and others in Allah land translates as something entirely different? It cannot be easy when all they get to see of Muslim women is a pair of eyes, and naff all else. "Yeah, I fancy that one over there, dressed in black" they may say, and that's it. Pot luck, mate. No exchanges, no refunds. Even if she has a face and body that would scare the crap out of a stable full of police horses.
By the way, was any of the above classed as free speech, or worse, a hate crime?
Asking for the other half of my schizoid personality as he thinks of this stuff, I'm just the typist. Anyway, following on from my previous blog post, what the hell is 'hate-crime’ anyway, because there is no specific definition other than it means all things to all people who clearly have no idea as to the difference between a bruised ego and a threat of personal injury, or worse still death.
If you would like a classic example of living the 'fools rush in where angels fear to tread' adage, look no further than the Scottish government with its all-new and sparkly, utterly barmy 'Hate Crime and Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021'. It's only become law within the past day and already it seems that anyone experiencing so much as a bad hair day is phoning the police to make one sort of complaint, or another, with a recorded 3.000 plus calls within the first 24 hours. Or, to be more precise, some 125 calls are received per hour! By all accounts, off the scale 'nuts'.
Up to this point, I can well imagine police call handlers sitting patiently, twiddling thumbs, with some 'Take a Break' and pen in hand avidly completing various puzzles. While others sit huddled around a table playing snap with a pack of cards, all waiting eagerly for some excitement - even taking bets between themselves as to whether the next caller will be reporting a burglary, or even more exciting, a murder even. Then all of a sudden switchboards light up and they all scramble to the phones, only to find it's a flood of crazies reporting someone misgendered them. Just think how disappointing and demotivating that must have been.
As if the short-staffed, underpaid, overworked police haven't enough to do as it is!
Still, never mind, huh; from now on they'll simply ignore the murders, rapes, assaults, burglaries, car thefts, robberies, knife crimes, racially aggravated incidents, and more.
You know, the relatively minor stuff police have had to deal with on a daily basis up until now that requires far fewer resources than someone being misgendered. Or worse still, dare to be addressed using the wrong pronoun!
"Hello. Thank you for calling the Police Scotland 'Emotional Incontinence Helpline' -
How may I assist you today"? Is this really what we expect from our police?
No? Okay then, how about this instead?
"Hello. Thank you for calling the Police Scotland 'Emotional Incontinence Helpline' -
Due to experiencing a higher call volume than usual, we are advising all callers to go find a mirror and have a quiet word with themselves. Following this grow a pair, and stop wasting valuable police time unless your life is under threat. In which case please dial 999".
So, what does this ridiculous and more than likely, to be misused for the purpose of point scoring by those on both sides of the argument, legislation actually do? Well, there's always further damage to the police and legal system by those who simply aren't happy because they didn't feel their complaint was taken seriously (bless them). Perhaps even, some kind of culture war being started. More than likely though a whole lot of ridicule because it simply isn't workable, as time will tell when case after case will spectacularly crash from the justice system due to the sheer number of vexatious complainants costing the legal system money it simply won't have to investigate more serious crimes.
Misunderstood, I should not be. As far as existing legislation goes I fully support the parts that refer to age, disability, and religion. However, extending it to people's hurt feelings simply because more than a few cannot decide if they're Arthur or Martha: a she or a fairy, or a transgender or a gender centaur - and all of which being entirely self-identification, ego-driven bullshit from a bunch of 'screaming me-me' types takes urine-extraction just one step too far.
So, when it comes to challenging such a law I believe JK Rowling to be bang on the money when she requested that police arrest her, because I would love to see such a person test it in court.
However, given the naivety, if not blatant stupidity of extending the existing law to include delusional people who inhabit their own world of pure fantasy, I can understand why someone would be so angry as to paint graffiti outside the home of Scottish First Minister on the same day as the amended Scottish Hate Crime Act. Even though, I have to say that in no way do I condone the racist element of it as this goes way beyond acceptable protest, and in exactly the same way as the completely misguided and blatantly ignorant turd on the pavement of life who thought it a good idea to display a swastika during a pro-Palestinian rally in London.
Sadly, as I said right at the beginning, the progeny are out there and among us, without whatever form of medication they are clearly in need of prescribing, and worse still, allowed to breathe!
Meanwhile, the remaining emotionally continent among us who, still hanging onto a mere thread of our sane and rational thinking should all be running for cover in the safety and security of wherever we can triple-bolt the doors behind us and let the lunatics on the outside destroy each other, one by one, and what remains of the world around them.
Oh, and then there’s this …….