Palestine Action. Okay, who was it who deprived them of their crayons and paper?
From "Direct Action" to Direct Arrests: The Kidults' Predictable Progression.
Palestine Action's Path to Proscription: A Masterclass in Self-Sabotage.
Palestine Action, or as my satirical mind prefers, "Pathetic Assholes," are apparently on the brink of being proscribed as a 'terrorist' organization. And frankly, it's not hard to see why. Their ongoing criminal escapades prove, beyond all reasonable doubt, that by comparison, your typical two short planks look like the world's most advanced supercomputer.
What happens when you metaphorically take away their crayons and paper, you ask? These "kidults"—yes, kidults—are convinced that mere peaceful protest simply gets ignored. So, naturally, criminal activity, like their recent genius visit to RAF Brize Norton, must attract far more attention. Well, yes, obviously the wrong type. That was a truly Homer Simpson-level idea, that one. The answer, possibly? Nick ‘em, prosecute, and then bankrupt them for life! Don’t waste time and money imprisoning at a cost of nearly sixty grand a year, when it’s been reported that their criminal activity at RAF Brize Norton could cost us all in taxes somewhere in the region of £20m.
Now, I'm certainly no Einstein, never have been, never will be. Yet even my simpleton's grey matter can compute this: if you ditch peaceful protest for criminal chaos, nudging ever closer to actual terrorism, the law will quite literally descend like a ton of bricks. All "for the common good" and to "prevent harm," of course. In short, their entire approach is a magnificent monument to self-defeat. You know, just like, um, what were they called again? Oh yes, "Extinction Rebellion"—who spectacularly failed to rebel against their own extinction, somewhat inevitably.
But still, the adult nappy-wearing brigade, as I refer to them, whose emotional incontinence seems to run faster than the Amazon river after a rainstorm, are simply too stupid to understand any of this. If they tried to blow up a bus, they'd burn their lips on the exhaust pipe. So, will today's expected hissy fit outside parliament happen without incident? I expect not, somehow. And if I'm right, I can already forecast what will happen next: they'll wind themselves up even more, further criminal activity will take place, and, as a result, the government will tighten further all means to protest, and ultimately to the detriment of those who protest peacefully.
