OFFICIAL RESPONSE FROM [WHICHEVER OFFICIAL BODY]:
“Thank you for your enquiry regarding the thing you asked about.
We can confirm that we have received your correspondence and it has been logged appropriately within our established framework for managing such matters.
In accordance with our statutory obligations and internal governance protocols, we are committed to transparency and accountability in all areas where transparency and accountability are deemed appropriate by the relevant authorities responsible for determining what constitutes appropriate transparency and accountability.
Your specific query falls within the purview of our ongoing commitment to continuous improvement and operational excellence. As such, we are unable to provide specific commentary on individual matters that may or may not be subject to review processes that we may or may not be undertaking at this time.
However, we can assure you that all concerns raised by members of the public are taken seriously and assessed through our robust internal mechanisms designed to evaluate whether further assessment is warranted, subject to the criteria established by those mechanisms.
Should you require further clarification on this matter, we recommend submitting a Freedom of Information request, which will be processed in accordance with applicable legislation, timelines permitting.
We trust this addresses your concerns.
Regards, The Department of Addressing Concerns About Things We’re Investigating Ourselves”
Translation: “Fuck off, we’re not telling you anything, and we’ve just made you do more work if you want to keep asking.”
Pure bureaucratic gaslighting.