Right, pinch your noses, people, because the fragrant tapestry of Bristol's waterways has become even more… aromatic. Following the Bristol Post’s report into the scandalous state of our rivers, where more sewage than polite society cares to contemplate has been taking an unscheduled dip, here’s a delve deeper into the murky depths of the data. And what the Post has dredged up is less shimmering treasure and more… well, let's just say you wouldn't want to use it to water your prize-winning petunias.