Bristol Council's Financial Crisis Explained: How New Park Charges for Dog Walkers, Fitness Instructors, and Residents are Funding a £600m Debt.
I might join one of the online "Information Sessions" about Park Licensing on 10 Sep or 24 Sep to learn more about this exciting initiative! Will Pagans need a licence to worship trees in a park if they charge 50p towards a cup of tea (herbal of course)? They could also charge a "pay as you poo" fee when people's dogs defecate in the parks. https://www.bristol.gov.uk/residents/museums-parks-sports-and-culture/parks-and-open-spaces/what-you-can-do-in-our-parks-and-green-spaces/business-activities-parks-green-spaces/business-licensing-outdoor-activities-dog-walking#:~:text=From%201%20October%202025%2C%20all,increases%20public%20safety
It just gets worse! Lunatics, absolute lunatics.
I might join one of the online "Information Sessions" about Park Licensing on 10 Sep or 24 Sep to learn more about this exciting initiative! Will Pagans need a licence to worship trees in a park if they charge 50p towards a cup of tea (herbal of course)? They could also charge a "pay as you poo" fee when people's dogs defecate in the parks. https://www.bristol.gov.uk/residents/museums-parks-sports-and-culture/parks-and-open-spaces/what-you-can-do-in-our-parks-and-green-spaces/business-activities-parks-green-spaces/business-licensing-outdoor-activities-dog-walking#:~:text=From%201%20October%202025%2C%20all,increases%20public%20safety
It just gets worse! Lunatics, absolute lunatics.