The Almighty Gob. The Satirical Social Philosopher.

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Has Britain Had Its Chips?
Just Eat Says Britain's Lost Its Appetite For Them. The Almighty Gob | thealmightygob.com
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Rochdale and the Uncouth Road.
Some things stay off the map by accident. Some don't.
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Antisemitic Arson in Golders Green: They Burned the Ambulances.
The Longest Tantrum.
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The Identity Trap.
How Fetishisation of Identity Replaced the Reality of Transformation.
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A Wigan Address Does Not Mean A Transsexual Up Here.
Mint balls, missing millions, and a weekend without horses on the high street.
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Jesus in Ordsall.
He returned. They reported him to the police.
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From Red Noses to Red Faces.
After Forty Years of Funny. The Joke Finally Lands On Us.
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The Dire Straits of Hormuz.
Strait Talking.
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The Trump Card.
Something told him. Something told us. We are just not sure what.
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How Long Does the Western World Last Without the East.
The answer is between six weeks and six months. Nobody in power will tell you which.
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Bristol: Abdul Malik's Right Of Reply Posted.
Bristol City Council. A civic chamber. A Muslim call to prayer. And a question nobody in that building has answered.
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The Magic Roundabout: Bristol's Honest Application for the European Green Capital Award 2028.
The only UK city ever to win it. Barred from entering. Here is what the submission would actually say.
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