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#Bristol's Drug Crisis: We're Spending £57,000 Per Year on Failure Because Success Doesn't Look "Tough."
55 people died in Bristol in 2024. Treatment costs £25,000 and works. Prison costs £57,000 and fails. So why are we choosing expensive failure over…
9 hrs ago
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John Langley
💔 THE INSTITUTIONAL LIE: Why #Britain Traded Truth for a Comfortable Scent.
Diagnosis of a Nation: How Misplaced Virtue Replaced Science, Fact, and Courage in the UK.
Nov 2
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John Langley
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💥 Your Lawn is a Battlefield: How a Single Cat Turd Became a $1,200 Act of War in a World with Bigger Problems. 💥
The Modern Crisis of Perspective: When Your Neighbour Cares More About Petunias Than Poverty, and Suddenly the Tiniest Inconvenience is a Global 'Turd…
Nov 1
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John Langley
#UK - Bonfire Night 2025: From Guy Fawkes to Granny's New Hip Replacement - And, How Britain Lost The 'Gunpowder' Plot with CAZ.
Or: Remember, Remember... The Money-Making Member.
Nov 1
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John Langley
🏆 The "UK Town of Culture" Scam: Lisa Nandy's Competition to Sell Your Misery.
Why Labour’s New Town Prize is Bureaucracy Dressed as 'Working Class Culture'—A Dissection of Grimsby, Rotherham, and the Pothole Index.
Nov 1
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John Langley
October 2025
The #Bristol Wedding Scam: Why Your ‘Unique’ Venue Is Just Priced Up Council Building Décor.
💥 Your Bristol Wedding Venue is a Transaction, Not a Fairytale: Why the Register Office Beats Every Priced-Up Unique Marriage Venue in Bristol.
Oct 31
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John Langley
👻 #BRISTOL'S HALLOWEEN SCAM: THE £14 AIR TAX THAT DEFIES EVEN PHYSICS.
How the Green Council Invented an Imaginary Washing Machine – And You're Stuck on Spin Cycle While Being Rinsed.
Oct 31
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John Langley
Bristol City Council: The Official Bullsh*t Translation of the One City Plan.
I expose the 6 hidden lies and bureaucratic tactics Bristol leaders are using to avoid fixing poverty, class exclusion, and the crisis of council…
Oct 31
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John Langley
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#Halloween History, Traditions & Weird Facts: The Ultimate Guide to Halloween 2025 | British Perspective.
Halloween Origins: How Ancient Celtic Festival Became a Modern Holiday; of sorts.
Oct 31
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John Langley
#Bristol Councillor Defects from Labour to Green Party: Al-Maghrabi Slams Starmer Over Gaza and Immigration.
Frome Vale councillor abandons Labour over Gaza genocide policy and immigration rhetoric, leaving Greens one bog seat from a Bristol City Council…
Oct 30
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John Langley
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Bristol Petitions Gone Barmy: From Police Horse Droppings to Slaughterhouse Serial Killers.
Your Ultimate Guide to Democratic Madness in BS Postcodes, and elsewhere.
Oct 30
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John Langley
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Martin Kemp’s #Bristol Visit: Why the #EastEnders Star’s Sponsored Rail Trip Missed the Real Bristol.
Former Spandau Ballet bassist and EastEnders actor Martin Kemp took a Great Western Railway-sponsored trip to Bristol - but did he really experience the…
Oct 30
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John Langley
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