The Almighty Gob. The Satirical Social Philosopher.

The Almighty Gob. The Satirical Social Philosopher.

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Why Real Music Demands Silence, Solitude and Headphones.
*On mastery, background noise, and what we forgot about listening.*
 • John Langley
UK Protest Law 2026: The Comprehensive Civic Compliance & Survival Guide.
Navigating the Manual Processing System: Essential Hardware, Intersectional Identity Armour, and Institutional Stall Tactics for the Modern Dissident.
 • John Langley
The 2025 Forensic Audit. From Elbit Sledgehammer to the NHS Digital Ghost.
A Month-by-Month Forensic Review of the Labour Government’s First Year, Two-Tier Policing, and the Rise of the Lanyard Class.
 • John Langley
Resurrection Before Birth: How Britain's Retail Calendar Turned Us Into Obedient Consumers.
Hollywood would turn this into a horror film. Planning someone's death before they're even born. It’s twisted, right? The kind of plot that makes you…
 • John Langley
Employment Rights Bill Could Ban Christmas Songs at Work: Free Speech Union Warns of 'Offense' Liability Crisis.
When 'offensive conduct' becomes employer liability, Christmas carols become tribunal risks.
 • John Langley
THE CHRISTMAS COMPLIANCE MACHINE: How Britain Bankrupts Itself for Imported Traditions Nobody Understands.
Or: How We Became Subordinates Who Worship a Coca-Cola Mascot on a Hijacked Pagan Festival. A Deep Dive Investigation by The Almighty Gob.
 • John Langley
Britain's Non-Crime Hate Incident Scandal: 13,200 Investigations Into Things That Aren't Crimes.
How institutions reorganised around ego validation whilst children ended up in police databases.
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Bristol Housing Crisis Meets Bethel: When Marvin Rees's Faith Adviser Trained to Raise the Dead.
£150,000 in public funds, 20 city sites, and housing policy on a wing and a prayer—how advice from someone trained where they teach Christians to…
 • John Langley
How Google's Algorithm Revealed I'd Been Resisting Manipulation Without Knowing It.
Or: What Aldous Huxley warned about in 1958 and why pattern recognition beats emotional capture. 5-minute read | By John Langley (The Almighty Gob) | 19…
 • John Langley
Bristol Council's £430,000 Scandal: Why It Takes 616 Hours to Explain Nothing.
When a council claims three months of work are needed to explain failed spending, you're witnessing either institutional incompetence or deliberate…
 • John Langley
THE ISLAMOPHOBIA STITCH-UP: PART FOUR.
Democratic Capture. The system is locked.Not metaphorically. Not eventually. Right now.
 • John Langley
Respecting Choices: When Other People's Decisions Become Your Drama.
Or: The Samaritans understand something that vigil-holders apparently don't.
 • John Langley
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