Sitemap - 2025 - The Almighty Gob. The Satirical Social Philosopher.
đ„ Bonfire Night: The Annual Celebration of Failed Anarchy and High-Vis Vests.
#WECA: Waste Everyone's Cash Annually.
đ THE INSTITUTIONAL LIE: Why #Britain Traded Truth for a Comfortable Scent.
đ The "UK Town of Culture" Scam: Lisa Nandy's Competition to Sell Your Misery.
The #Bristol Wedding Scam: Why Your âUniqueâ Venue Is Just Priced Up Council Building DĂ©cor.
đ» #BRISTOL'S HALLOWEEN SCAM: THE ÂŁ14 AIR TAX THAT DEFIES EVEN PHYSICS.
Bristol City Council: The Official Bullsh*t Translation of the One City Plan.
Bristol Petitions Gone Barmy: From Police Horse Droppings to Slaughterhouse Serial Killers.
PART 2: WECAâs Dysfunction Crisis: The ÂŁ475,713 Scandal and What Really Happened.
#TEMU Exposed: The Psychological Masterclass in Addictive Shopping (And Why We Can't Stop Clicking).
#Bristol on the Move: L Pondweed's Laxative-Branded Disaster (Part 1: The 5-Minute Summary)
The Black Houdini. Britain lost 50,000 migrants. Then lost him too.
I Ran for Office Five Times in #Bristol, And Boy, Did I Learn Why People Are Pissed Off!
After Leaving #Bristol For #Lancashire. I slept for 10 hours straight. My body knew.
#Bristol's ÂŁ30-50 Million Liveable Neighbourhoods? The Cost Nobody Will Admit.
What's The Difference Between Grooming Gangs and Grenfell?
#Bristol News. The Eternal Return of Protest: Why Humans Never Learn.
The Standard FOI Request, Reply Of The Future.
What You Actually Control (And Why It's Enough).
#Bristol Green Party Governance: Urban Planning Chaos & Traffic Nightmare.
#Thealmightygob.com. Official Business Card
#Bristol. The Trauma Industrial Complex: When Councils Discover Feelings
The Great British Swift Brick Scandal: A Masterclass in Political Cowardice.
Babber Babble: #Bristol's Gift to the English Language (And Google's New Favourite Thing).
#Bristol's South Liveable Neighbourhood: Because Air That Obeys Signs Wasn't Stupid Enough.
The Babber-Babble of #Bristol: Why Our City is Built on Bullshit and a White Elephant.
The #Neurodivergent World: The Machinery (Part 4 of 4).
The Neurodivergent World: How We Cope, Who Profits, and Why Nothing Changes (Part 3 of 4).
East London Mosque Bans Women From "Inclusive" Charity Run.
The #Neurodivergent World: The People Running Everything Are Mad (Part 1 of 3).
THE #BRISTOL CLEARANCE: How âVisitor Experienceâ Became Ethnic Cleansing for the Poor.
Trumpâs Middle East Peace Plan vs My Lottery Jackpot: Which Comes First?
Bristol Council's Theatre of the Absurd: Love Locks, Paint, and Unliveable Neighbourhoods.
#Greta's #GlobalSumidFlotilla - Part 2. THUNDERBERGS ARE GO! The Final Act.
Why UK Political Labels Like 'Racist' Have Lost All Meaning.
The Death of Words: How We've All Become Linguistic Fascists.
Write? Give Me a Break: Honest Writing Tips for When Your Brain Moves Too Fast.
The Kingdom of Kubala: A Satirical Look at Britain's Most Absurd Land Dispute.
Awaab's Law vs Bristol's Vanity Projects: A Council Housing Crisis.
The Day When Mr McAvoy Was Bang On The Money! #Bristol Flying Taxis Meet East Bristol Traffic Chaos.
A #Bristol Blog: My GP Said I Have No Pulse in My Feet.
Barge bought by Bristol City Council for ÂŁ1.4m broken up for scrap, Reports 'Bristol Live.'
Trump's UK State Visit: Pomp, Pageantry and Pancreatic Panic.
The Global Jigsaw: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind in a Complicated World.
#UK News. The Scandal of the 'Scandal in the Wind.'
If #Bristol City Council Were Sitting An Exam, The Result Would Be Fail, Fail, Fail!
#Bristol: A Tale of Two Wastes.
East Bristol's LTN: The ÂŁ6 Million Lesson in Talking to 'The Plebs.'
The Dangerous Cult of 'Action': Why Supporting Palestine Is Not Palestine Action.
Now Hiring: Director of Urology for #Bristol City Council.
#Bristol - A Broken Window or a Green Agenda?
The Two Plagues of #Bristol: A City's Exhausted Police and Its Lost Generation.
The End of Protest Season 2025, a DFS Satire, and the Rise of Horse Milk.
The #Bristol Blog Post That Proved My Northern Humour Just Doesn't Fly Here.
Get Shagging For Britain, Apparently. Your Country Needs you!
Escaping the Noise: A Bristolian's Coastal Journey in Search of Clarity.
Beyond the Hype: The Logical Case Against Illegal Entry To The UK.
#Bristol: The Sloth's Guide to Public Service. Part One - 'The Trilogy Of Tedium.'
An #Epping Tale. The Bell Hotelâs Displaced: A Fable of Urban Foraging.
When You've Seen One Cribbs Causeway, You've Seen The Mall. Or, Have You?
#UK. A Peek Behind the Curtain: Where Does Your Tax Money Go?
#Bristol's Urban Greening Offensive: How DIY Planters Solved An Illegal Encampment.
#Bristol's Billion-Pound Pipe Dream: An Unedited View Of Bristol Politics and Life.
The East #Bristol Liveable Neighbourhood Fire: A Test Case Gone Wrong.
When Feelings Replaced Fact: #London's Protests and 'Palestine Action.'
The #Bristol Protests: Why The Labels of 'Left' and 'Right' Miss The Point.
Why UK Immigration Policy is a 'Sinking Ship' of Political Absurdity.
#Bristol Councillor's #Hamas Remarks: A 'Greener' Outrage Further Ignites Bristol Politics.
Fired for âStrong Beliefsâ? David Toshack vs #GeoAmey over Pronouns and Free Speech.
The #Bristol Hyena: #YTL Arena Delays and a 20,000 Capacity in South Gloucestershire.
It's Official, you're ALL Doomed. So, Good luck!
#Bristol - The New Great British Pastime: The All-Inclusive Mobile Home Package.
#Bristol's Unfiltered Truths: Cllr Eddy, Festival Follies & Your Public Photo Rights.
#Bristol's Van Life Dilemma: Is The Housing Crisis Pushing Residents onto the Downs?
Is the UK a Prototype for Global Technocracy?
#Bristol â Where The Quickness Of The Cash Buys The Easily Conned.
Is Humanity a Prototype? Our Legacy and the Rise of AI.
The Only Way Is⊠Protest? Part Two.
Echoes of the Divide: From Belfast's Barricades to Britain's Migrant Hotels.
The Only Way Is⊠Protest? Inside Essex's Failed Auditions for Anarchy.
#Palestine Action - Raise Your Hand If You Can Show Me Two Short Planks That Are Thicker.
The Accidental Inventions of Our Planetary Demise.
#Bradford's Grand Ambition: Culture, Curry, and Construction.
Popping My Clogs: My Early Hours Meditation on Mortality.
Comparative Religious Perspectives on Foundational Figures and Societal Norms.
Experience #Kirkby: Where Urban Grit Meets Undeniable Spirit.
Still Got It! A Blackpool Odyssey for the Modern Family, and a Side of History.
Cat Naps, Coastal Dreams & Northern Realities: A Tale of Two Towns (and One Very Tired Man).
The Great Northern Sanity Tour: Escaping Bristol's 'Issues'
Coming Next: My Return to the Rural Northwest.
The UK in 2040: A Bleak Inheritance for Generation Alpha.
#Bristol SEND Families Left in Limbo as EHCP Backlogs Mount.
#Bristol's New Head of Mass Transit: A Visionary (and Slightly Delusional) Leader Required.
#Bristol's Unliveable Neighbourhood Schemes. May The Farce Be With You. Though, Preferably Not.
The Weight of Now: Why Nowadays, for Some, the Fear of Living Often Outweighs the Fear of Dying.
#Bristol's High-Flying Dreams & Grounded Realities.
#HS2: The Billion-Pound Pipe Dream Bankrupting Britain's Future.
Let's Be Honest. Britain PLC Is ****ED! Isn't It?
#Bristol: The UK's Undisputed Capital of Perpetual Protest (and "Frankenchickens").
Unplug and Think: Reclaiming Your Mind in a Tech-Saturated World.
'Free, Free Palestine.' Sod off!
#Bristol_blog- 'Unearthing Your Inner Shadow: Beyond the Surface of Self-Awareness.
The UK's Latest Emergency Alert: A Siren Song of Satire.
#Glastonbury: From Muddy Music to Mud-Spattered Manifestos.
#Bristol - Welcome to Charlotte Keel Medical Practice. Your patience will be a virtue.
#Bristol: 5/5 Stars - The Sparkling, Butt Plug City of Endless, Hilarious Absurdity!
#Bristol: The City in Two Minds.
The Great "Women" Debacle: BBC News Presenter, Croxall, Risks It All for Biological Reality.
Comb-ating Climate Change: Oxford University Declares Hairdressers Our Last Hope!
Palestine Action. Okay, who was it who deprived them of their crayons and paper?
Guns, Movies, and the Male Ego: Where Do We Draw the Line on Harm?
#Bristol's Emerald Epidemic Solved! (By the Green Party's "CRAP" Strategy)
#Bristol. Beyond Banksy: Bristol's Descent into the Abstract, One Pavement at a Time.
Bristol's Polka-Dot Pandemic: A Green Mystery!
#Bristol's Latest Pedestrianisation: Paving the Way to Pure Parking Panic!
The UK's Tightrope: Balancing Budgets, Babies, and Ballots.
#Bristol - Fifty Shades of Green: Is Bristol Getting More Eco-Dominant Than Desirable?
#Bristol - Emailgate: Bristol City Council â Masters of Transparency (Except When They're Not).
#Bristol - Bristol's Fast-Food Fixation: How "Green" Policies Sideline Real Health Needs.
#Bristol - Is Bristol Under New Management... or New Lunacy?
Bristol Prepares For The Weekly Summer Ritual.
The Bristolvision Song Contest: A One-Off Spectacle (Thank Goodness!)
Pondweed Blooms in Council Chamber: Is Bristol Going Green... Literally?
#Bristol Transport: It's Not Broken, So They're Fixing It Anyway!
The Existential Bird Shit Theory: Finding Peace in Universal Decay (and My Brilliant New Book).
#Bristol - #Radiohead Star Gig. The Cultural Catwalk of Cancellation.
Your Council's New Hobby: Guess the Flag (While Your Bin Overflows).
The Stunning Revelation: Footballs Can Impact Heads.
This Tizzy in the Tiber Trumps All. As 'The Donald' Seeks To Make Catholicism Great Again.
From Fetch to Feast? 'Dog Meat' Stall Shocks Bristol.'
Greens' "We Can" Plan Collapses Like an LTN Scheme in Exeter, (and elsewhere).
The Wheelbarrow of Happiness: More Than Just Cash.
#Bristol - The Human Cost of a Cashless Future.
#Bristol - Green Councillor Turns Red with Embarrassment: ACORN Ejects 'Root' of the Problem!"
#London - The Fragile Ego and the Gangland Illusion: Chris Kaba's Deadly Path.
'Man who cooked and ate human testicles in salad loses appeal.' I wonder why?
The Political Straitjacket: Are Our Labels Binding Us?
Through Neurodivergent Eyes: Decoding the Political Divide.
Metro Mayor: Necessary or Needless? Banks Calls for "Redundancy" Review.
The Shadow of Ambition: Power, Race, and the Rees Legacy in Bristol.
#London - Teen Hissy Fit Disrupts Marathon: Adult Nappy Wearers Tactics Hit Tower Bridge.
#Bristol in the Maird: A Sewage Symphony in Several Movements.
#Bristol - My Life in #Poundland Plastic (and Metal, and Fabric...): A Love Letter to Made in China.
#Bristol: Where the Only Thing Rising Faster Than Student Flats is the Housing Waiting List.
Lily Phillips: A Beacon of Female Liberation in the 21st Century? I'd Say So!
#Bristol - Navigating the Existential Exit: A Grown-Up's Guide to Not Being Here Anymore.
#London - Trans Tantrums in Trafalgar Square: When Pronoun Preferences Meet Public Property.
#Bristol - The Missed Marketing Trick: Dressing Up as Jesus for Recruitment.
#Bristol - The Alien's Guide to Earth: Episode 2. Zoo Television.
#Bristol -When A Woman Is Fundamentally, Well, A Woman! Who Knew? Some, Apparently.
#Bristol's 'Adult Nappy Wearing Brigade' Makes a Mess, Literally!
Lord Ego of Stapleton Road: From City Hall to "Cash for Chat."
Heavily Policed Demonstrations in Bristol as Posie Parker Rally Draws Trans-Rights Counter-Protest.
Bristol Sold: How Student Landlords and Conglomerates Are Taking Over Our City.
#Bristol's Great Divide: Luxury for the Few, Neglect for the Many.
Is South Bristol The Next Stop on the Low Traffic Lunacy Line?
The Scamdemic of LTNs: From Pandemic Response to Permanent Traffic Management Through The Back Door.
#Bristol's Green Gamble: Ignoring Lessons from Failed LTNs and Fueling Community Fury?
#Bristol - Reconnecting East Bristol: A Promise of Partnership, Not Autocracy!
Oh Dear, Here We Go Again: Bristol Council's Sequel to the Energy Fiasco.
East Bristol Liveable Neighbourhood: A Crushing Blow to the Most Vulnerable?
The Great Bin Coincidence of April 4th.
America First, World Last? The Perilous Path of Trade Tariffs, and the potential 'New World Order.'
Green Dreams and Coal Seams: Bristol's Leader Finds a New Calling (and Maybe a New Job?)
Red Menace Invades Bristol: Floating Harbour Terrorised by Gigantic Tomato-Boat!
Bristol Arena: The Gift That Keeps on Giving (and Giving, and Giving...)
"Sun, Sand, and Smuggling: Your All-Inclusive Migrant Getaway!"
The Motherhood Paradox: Career Aspirations and the Realities of Parenthood.
#Bristol's Green Zealots Declare War on Parking: Filwood Businesses Under Siege!
Bristol's Green Magicians: Now Making Traffic Disappear (Poof!).
Labour's Grand Symphony of Self-Inflicted Wounds: A Masterclass in Public Disdain.
âBristol desperately needs more council homes so why are we selling them off?â, says Zoe Peat.
The Bristol Monster Raving Windmill Tilting - Green Party Council.
The Monster Raving Cycle-Lane to Oblivion Council of Bristol.
Rebranding The #Bristol Greens. Your Input Required.
Roundabout of Doom to be Obliterated! Greens Celebrate Another Victory Over Cars!
Bristol Arena: A Symphony of Incompetence, Now With Added "Oops, We Forgot Planning Permission!"
#Bristol: Where History Gets Demolished, and Protests Get Lit!
#Bristol's Green Guardians: Smothering Small Business, One Cycle Lane at a Time!
#Bristol - Trolleywood Confidential: The Great Hartcliffe Migration.
Your Smart Toilet Just Judged Your Poop: AI's Relentless March to Utterly Ruin Everything.
The Orange Elephant in the Room: A Clinical Exploration of Trump Adversity Syndrome (TAS).
A Disturbing Look at the Social Media-Fueled Cult of Child Online Harassment and Extortion.
Musk Ascends: Twitter Melts, Mars Colonised (Maybe), and America Runs on Dogecoin.
#Bristol, and Barton Hill's Dawn of Delightful Dictatorship.
TĂȘte-Ă -TĂȘte. Or, Tate-a-Tate?
#Bristol's Bin Blunder: A Chronicle of Compost and Chaos.
#Bristol - Flamingos, Teeth & Nappy Nightmares: Where Did We Go Wrong?
From Flamingos to Flag-Waving: A Chronicle of Chaos.
From 'Boo-Hoo' to Big Bucks: The Rise of the Professional Victim.
Toxic Masculinity, Tate, and My Very Confused Brain.
#Bristol's CAZ: From Clean Air to Clean Wallets.
#Bristol. Is Our Green Council Living in a Macramé-Hanging, Patchouli-Scented Dream?
Flamingogeddon: #Bristol Under Siege (and Slightly Irritated) by Plastic Avian Overlords.
From Compost to Carriages: Bristol's Ostrich Taxi Revolution!
My idea, recycled by Green Councillors. Well, fame at last!
#Bristol -"Progress," They Said. It'll Be "Transformative," They Said. Didn't they?
If Bristol's 'Greens' Were Any Greener They'd Be Lawn Ornaments.
President Chump Lets Rip With An Audible Number Two.
Breaking: "Special Relationship" Gets Weird - US and UK Agree to Mutual Migrant Swap!
Tate Triumph: From Jail Cell to Jet Stream, Tristan Takes Top Spot (and a Tan).
Cracking Down on Corridors, One ÂŁ70k Doctor at a Time!
Testicles, Tests, and the Tyranny of the Mask.
Every Writer Deserves a Day Off, and Mine is Today.
Nick, Nick, Nick. Beware -The Adult Nappy Wearing Brigade Are Out To Get Us Arrested!
Room Temperature IQs & Borderline Insanity: A Field Trip to the "Far-Right."
1972 - 'Last Tango in Paris.' 2025 version - 'Last Mango in Paris.'
Religious Conflict, and 'The Life of Allan'.
BBC Catering Crisis: Did Hamas Replace Hummus in Gaza Doc?
Government Invests in Sentient Machines to Foster Corporate Accessibility, Among Other Things. What?
Polish Mussels, Musings on Madness, Football Hooligans, and Seeking a Student Siren.
The Great French Boat Race: A Cheese-Fueled Diplomatic Crisis Averted" English Channel Version.
Bristol, Manchester, The Twilight Zone, and Past, Present. Sometimes on Acid For A Few.
Leigh: A Town Where "Champion" Isn't Just a Word, It's a Way of Life (Sort Of).
The Northwest: A Love Story (with a Lot of Rain and Seasonal Affective Disorder)
Is that a gun down your trousers, or are you just pleased to see me?
#Bristol: from Bard to Verse (and a whole lot of numpties with 'Much Ado about Nothing')..
#Bristol - Is DIY Dentistry the Gnash-ional Health Service's Future?
The Woke Woe: Navigating the Minefield of 'Ethical' Universities. Such as Here, in #Bristol.
I Woke Up Twice Last Night. First For Four Hours, And Then For Three.
Is That a Threat, or Are You Just Happy to See Me? (The Nudity Edition)
When Mr. De'Ath Comes Calling: A Mortals' Musings"
When The 'Woke' Choir Hits A Bum Note.
Donald, the President went to Washington and said 'hello' to the circus.
Devoid of politicians, and their BS. Finally, a man who knows what he's talking about!