Sitemap - 2025 - The Almighty Gob. The Satirical Social Philosopher.

Why Real Music Demands Silence, Solitude and Headphones.

UK Protest Law 2026: The Comprehensive Civic Compliance & Survival Guide.

The 2025 Forensic Audit. From Elbit Sledgehammer to the NHS Digital Ghost.

Resurrection Before Birth: How Britain's Retail Calendar Turned Us Into Obedient Consumers.

Employment Rights Bill Could Ban Christmas Songs at Work: Free Speech Union Warns of 'Offense' Liability Crisis.

THE CHRISTMAS COMPLIANCE MACHINE: How Britain Bankrupts Itself for Imported Traditions Nobody Understands.

Britain's Non-Crime Hate Incident Scandal: 13,200 Investigations Into Things That Aren't Crimes.

Bristol Housing Crisis Meets Bethel: When Marvin Rees's Faith Adviser Trained to Raise the Dead.

How Google's Algorithm Revealed I'd Been Resisting Manipulation Without Knowing It.

Bristol Council's £430,000 Scandal: Why It Takes 616 Hours to Explain Nothing.

THE ISLAMOPHOBIA STITCH-UP: PART FOUR.

Respecting Choices: When Other People's Decisions Become Your Drama.

The Era of Emotional Incontinence.

THE ISLAMOPHOBIA STITCH-UP: PART THREE.

THE ISLAMOPHOBIA STITCH-UP: PART TWO.

The Green Party's Defection Deluge: When Political Homelessness Meets Ideological Chaos.

The Hatred That Makes No Sense: On Jews, Logic, and People You've Never Met.

WHITE VANGUARD: WHEN YOUR EXTREMIST GROUP HAS ALL THE MENACE OF A DISAPPOINTING FLASH MOB.

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Bristol's Homelessness Crisis: How Green Priorities Left 3,903 People Without Homes.

Baby Killers and the People Who Just Want Their Shopping: A Meditation on Certainty, Stupidity, and Why Google Maps Exists.

The Sledgehammer, The Spine, and The Sultana: How Britain Learned to Worship Self-Inflicted Suffering.

It's Bollards to Big Brother: When Fire Engines Can't Reach Fires, Bristol Adds More Cameras.

When Children Need Permission to Be Children.

Bristol Museum Theft: Four Burglars Steal 600 Artifacts Including Ivory Elephant in Bizarre Heist.

COMING MONDAY DECEMBER 15th: The Definition of Capture.

Britain's Small Business Extinction: How the Doughnut Economy Became Government Policy.

The Jigsaw Method: How a School Leaver Learned to Write.

Washing Your Feet in the Toilet?

65,791 Hate Crimes. Under 3% Convicted. Nobody Can Define "Hate".

The "Hate Crime" Problem: When Nobody Can Define What They're Protecting.

Bristol Needs a Politician With the Ruthless Competence to Actually Run the City.

THE OBSERVER'S GUIDE TO WATCHING EVERYTHING BURN (WITHOUT LOSING YOUR MIND).

The UK Mental Health Crisis That Isn't: How We Medicalised Poverty and Called It Progress.

When "Marxist" Just Means "I Don't Like Them": Why The Daily Sceptic Got Take Back Power Wrong.

The Power of Silence: Why Noise Is the Gatecrasher You Keep Letting In.

The Women's Institute, Trans Activism, and Why Nobody's Asking the Obvious Questions About Children.

Jeremy Corbyn's Hunger Strike Martyrs: When Consequences Become Oppression.

The Reality TV Racism Row: When Lazy Analysis Meets Human Nature.

When Your Elected Representatives Refuse to Listen: Bristol's Democracy Crisis.

UK Government Postpones Mayoral Elections in Four Regions Until 2028.

The Privilege of Detachment: Why Solitude is Sovereignty, Not Loneliness.

Vale of Glamorgan Schools Teach 3-Year-Olds About "Identities We Don't Have Words For."

The Dysfunction We Deserve: Britain's Democratic Bargain.

Bristol Protest Sees 30 Arrested Under Terrorism Act: When Performative Activism Meets Reality.

Your Party: Five Months of Masturbation Disguised as Democracy.

Why Muslim Voters Fled Labour for the Greens—And Why It Won't Last.

Jeremy Corbyn's Fruitcake Party: How a Liverpool Conference Descended Into Complete Chaos (2025).

British Immigration Hypocrisy: Exporting Graduates to Dubai While Complaining About Care Workers.

BRISTOL PROTEST DIARY: DECEMBER 2024 - JANUARY 2025.

CRISIS! EMERGENCY! PANIC! How Three People Broke Britain's Brain.

When BCC Admits a Screw Up!

The Polanski-Davey Double Act: How the Green Party and Liberal Democrats Turned British Politics Into Performance Art.

The Phantom Government: Who's Running Britain When Nobody's in Charge?

UK Budget 2025: Sugar Tax, Electric Vehicle Charges, and the Puberty Blocker Scandal.

The Almighty Gob Channels The Almighty God: If The Creator Wrote a Blog.

Lord Rees of Stapleton Road Throws Community Punches From His London Corner.

Why Green Governance Fails Cities: The Bristol and Brighton Pattern.

Dead Money: Why We Pay Bankers Before Doctors.

Bristol Knife Crime: Why Young Black Men Are Dying in 2-4s vs 1-6s Postcode Gang Violence While Council Cuts Youth Services.

The Tax Shell Game: Why Britain's 30 Hidden Taxes Beat One Honest Mugging.

Reform vs Green: When Protest Meets Power – Britain's Twin Disasters in Local Government.

UK Puberty Blockers Trial 2025: King's College London to Test Banned Drugs on 220 Children.

Never Here Keir: How 158,800 Air Miles and Plummeting Polls Fuel Labour Leadership.

Bristol Fire Engines Delayed by LTN Schemes: Emergency Services Blocked by East Bristol Liveable Neighbourhood Planters.

The Green Party's Orphanage: What Happens When Britain's Political Refuge Gets Power.

Bristol City Council Buries Audit Report: Democracy as Performance Art.

The Pronoun Pile-On: How Bristol Greens Prove Paula O'Rourke Right.

When Ideology Meets Reality: Avon Fire & Rescue's Damning Feedback on Bristol's Low Traffic Neighbourhoods.

#Bristol - The Disparate and the Desperate: How Political Parties Become Psychiatric Wards With Council Budgets.

Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande's "Non-Demi-Curious Semi-Binary Relationship": When Celebrity Attention-Seeking Meets Identity Politics.

Yesterday I wrote about #Bristol's Green Party operating as a cult. Today I'm writing about a former Lord Mayor who just escaped it.

"Everyone is Welcome" – #Bristol City Council's Masterclass in Saying Nothing While Appearing to Say Everything.

The Green Party Cult: How Political Zealots Ignore Broken Promises While Other Voters Hold Parties Accountable.

#Bristol's Green Experiment: Killing the Golden Goose While Claiming It's Thriving. Part 2.

Bristol's Green Experiment: Selling the Parachute Before You Jump. Part 1.

#Bristol's Zero-Minute City: When Kidults Run the Show and Time Stands Still.

The £18 Trillion Fantasy: Why Lenny Henry's Reparations Demand Exposes Britain's Moral Displacement Theatre.

The Electric Vehicle Scam: How British Cities Championed EVs Then Penalised the Drivers Who Believed Them.

#Bristol Traffic Gridlock November 2025: Cabot Circus Car Park Chaos as One Broken Traffic Light Causes Three-Hour City Centre Standstill - Green Party Traffic Management Failure Exposed.

#Bristol Asylum Hotel Protest: When Performance Politics Replaces Purpose.

#Bristol Liveable Neighbourhood Businesses 'Insulted' by Council Grant Offer: When £10,000 for Street Art Won't Save Your Dying Business.

The Electric Vehicle Scam: How British Cities Championed EVs Then Penalised the Drivers Who Believed Them.

❌ FULL EXPOSÉ: The Political Paradox – Why Scrap the PCC But Empower WECA?

Bristol Asylum Hotel Protest This Weekend: Another Ritual Dance While Veterans Live in Caravans.

When Politicians Stop Performing: Wes Streeting's Brutal Honesty on NHS Doctor Strikes.

#Bristol's Green Future: A Cautionary Tale of Elected Rubbish and Uncollected Rubbish.

When Britain Stopped Being Great: A Potted History of Managed Decline.

Marvin Rees: The Funniest Comedy Show the BBC Crisis Never Commissioned.

The Dot-to-Dot That Doesn't Connect: How Bristol's Crises Reveal Britain's Institutional Collapse.

Thirty Years of Climate Conferences: How the UN Turned Planetary Emergency Into an Annual Junket.`-

#BRISTOL TRAFFIC CHAOS: Council Blunder Proposes WIDENING ROADS Near Schools to 'Calm' Traffic.

Bristol Christmas Market 2025: Shopping in a Future, Glorified Building Site.

Why One Article About Bristol's Green Council Resonated: An Analysis.

Bristol Green Council Walkout: When Democracy Means Running Away. A 'Simpsons Special' Edition.

The Council That Hates Solutions: A #Bristol Masterclass in Screwing Up Everything They Touch.

#Bristol Green Party Councillors Walk Out: When Feelings Trump Facts at City Hall.

Green Party Bristol: When the Wonderfully Utopian Bubble Meets Reality.

The Theatre of the Terminally Stupid: Bristol Council's War on the English Language.

🔥 Bonfire Night: The Annual Celebration of Failed Anarchy and High-Vis Vests.

#BRISTOL SEND: The £133 Million Bureaucratic Revolving Door—They Spy on Parents, Then Get Promoted in Devon.

#WECA: Waste Everyone's Cash Annually.

#Bristol's Drug Crisis: We're Spending £57,000 Per Year on Failure Because Success Doesn't Look "Tough."

💔 THE INSTITUTIONAL LIE: Why #Britain Traded Truth for a Comfortable Scent.

💥 Your Lawn is a Battlefield: How a Single Cat Turd Became a $1,200 Act of War in a World with Bigger Problems. 💥

#UK - Bonfire Night 2025: From Guy Fawkes to Granny's New Hip Replacement - And, How Britain Lost The 'Gunpowder' Plot with CAZ.

🏆 The "UK Town of Culture" Scam: Lisa Nandy's Competition to Sell Your Misery.

The #Bristol Wedding Scam: Why Your ‘Unique’ Venue Is Just Priced Up Council Building Décor.

👻 #BRISTOL'S HALLOWEEN SCAM: THE £14 AIR TAX THAT DEFIES EVEN PHYSICS.

Bristol City Council: The Official Bullsh*t Translation of the One City Plan.

#Halloween History, Traditions & Weird Facts: The Ultimate Guide to Halloween 2025 | British Perspective.

#Bristol Councillor Defects from Labour to Green Party: Al-Maghrabi Slams Starmer Over Gaza and Immigration.

Bristol Petitions Gone Barmy: From Police Horse Droppings to Slaughterhouse Serial Killers.

Martin Kemp’s #Bristol Visit: Why the #EastEnders Star’s Sponsored Rail Trip Missed the Real Bristol.

PART 2: WECA’s Dysfunction Crisis: The £475,713 Scandal and What Really Happened.

PART 1: West of England Combined Authority Wins Rail Awards: £750 Million Transport Investment Explained.

#TEMU Exposed: The Psychological Masterclass in Addictive Shopping (And Why We Can't Stop Clicking).

#Bristol's £1 Million Workplace Parking Levy Study: How Bristol City Council Spent 14 Years and £130,000 Studying What Nottingham Proved Works in 2011.

Bristol on the Move: Or How L Pondweed Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bendy Bus (Part 2: The Complete Analysis).

#Bristol on the Move: L Pondweed's Laxative-Branded Disaster (Part 1: The 5-Minute Summary)

#Britain - Diversity Hiring Has Failed: Why Nobody Thinks Equality Works Anymore. Welcome to National Piss Everyone Off Day.

Bristol's South Bristol Liveable Neighbourhood: How to Destroy a Community with Clipboards and Condescension.

The Black Houdini. Britain lost 50,000 migrants. Then lost him too.

I Ran for Office Five Times in #Bristol, And Boy, Did I Learn Why People Are Pissed Off!

After Leaving #Bristol For #Lancashire. I slept for 10 hours straight. My body knew.

#Bristol's £30-50 Million Liveable Neighbourhoods? The Cost Nobody Will Admit.

What's The Difference Between Grooming Gangs and Grenfell?

#Bristol News. The Eternal Return of Protest: Why Humans Never Learn.

The Standard FOI Request, Reply Of The Future.

What You Actually Control (And Why It's Enough).

#Bristol Green Party Governance: Urban Planning Chaos & Traffic Nightmare.

#Thealmightygob.com. Official Business Card

#Bristol. The Trauma Industrial Complex: When Councils Discover Feelings

The Great British Swift Brick Scandal: A Masterclass in Political Cowardice.

#Bristol Green Party Failures: Why Bristol City Council Is Failing Residents in 2025. Likely 2026, And Probably 2027 Too.

Babber Babble: #Bristol's Gift to the English Language (And Google's New Favourite Thing).

#Bristol's South Liveable Neighbourhood: Because Air That Obeys Signs Wasn't Stupid Enough.

My #Trump, Middle East Inspired, 25 "Simple Solutions" to Britain's Biggest Problems (That Governments Keep Promising But Never Deliver).

The Babber-Babble of #Bristol: Why Our City is Built on Bullshit and a White Elephant.

#Bristol - Clean Air Zones - “Air That Respects Boundaries, Pays Taxes, and Obeys Immigration Law.”

The #Neurodivergent World: The Machinery (Part 4 of 4).

The Neurodivergent World: How We Cope, Who Profits, and Why Nothing Changes (Part 3 of 4).

East London Mosque Bans Women From "Inclusive" Charity Run.

The Neurodivergent World: The Institutions Designed to Control You (Part 2 of 3).Why Judges in Horsehair Wigs, First-Past-The-Post, and the NHS Mental Health Crisis Prove the System Is Neurodivergent

The #Neurodivergent World: The People Running Everything Are Mad (Part 1 of 3).

THE #BRISTOL CLEARANCE: How “Visitor Experience” Became Ethnic Cleansing for the Poor.

#Bristol's Fabian Breckels Racist Comment Scandal: This City's Real-Life Pantomime Villain Gets The Boot.

#Bristol Labour Councillor Suspended for Racist Comment: The Full Story Behind the Fabian Breckles Controversy.

Trump’s Middle East Peace Plan vs My Lottery Jackpot: Which Comes First?

Bristol Council's Theatre of the Absurd: Love Locks, Paint, and Unliveable Neighbourhoods.

The Anarch's View: Ernst Jünger, British Decline Commentary, and Why This Neurodivergent Political Observer Watches UK Institutional Failure From These Four Walls.

Robert Jenrick Handsworth Comments: Why the Integration Debate Reveals an Uncomfortable Truth About British Society.

Record Antisemitism and Homelessness Crisis: Why Britain Marches for Gaza While Its Own House Falls Down.

#Bristol’s Blueprint for Change: How to Rebuild Homelessness and Mental Health Services from the Ground Up.

#Bristol and Nationally. The Hidden Crisis: Why Our Homelessness System Is Failing People with Mental Health Conditions.

The Santa Claus of Peace.

#Manchester Synagogue Terror Attack: Jihad Al-Shamie Kills Two on Yom Kippur - What Media Won't Tell You. Published: October 3, 2025, 14:30 GMT | Updated: 16:59

#Greta's #GlobalSumidFlotilla - Part 2. THUNDERBERGS ARE GO! The Final Act.

#Greta's #GlobalSumidFlotilla - aka "Thunderberg's Are Go. Part 1: The True Story Behind the Viral Disaster.

Nigel Farage Opens Car Garage Business: "Nigel's Garage" (aka The Farage Garage) - "Taking Back Control of Your Motor."

Keir Starmer's Labour Conference Speech Ignores Winter Fuel Allowance Cut While Attacking Farage – 10 Million Pensioners Left in the Cold.

#Bristol Bus Shelter Graffiti Exposes UK Government Trust Crisis: Stop Blaming Muslims, Start Blaming Westminster.

Why UK Political Labels Like 'Racist' Have Lost All Meaning.

From Golden Goose to Cooked Goose: How #Bristol's Council Binned the Creative Industry That Actually Made Money.

The Death of Words: How We've All Become Linguistic Fascists.

Write? Give Me a Break: Honest Writing Tips for When Your Brain Moves Too Fast.

What's Next?

The Kingdom of Kubala: A Satirical Look at Britain's Most Absurd Land Dispute.

A #Bristol Blogger's Guide to Becoming a Lab Animal: Sleep Medication Adventures in the West Country.

Awaab's Law vs Bristol's Vanity Projects: A Council Housing Crisis.

The Day When Mr McAvoy Was Bang On The Money! #Bristol Flying Taxis Meet East Bristol Traffic Chaos.

The Shocking Reality of Billionaire Wealth: How Much Money Do the World's Richest People Make Per Hour?

When Texting Slang Evolves with Age: From LOL to Flying Car Disasters - A Sardonic Look at Modern Communication and Technology Fails.

A #Bristol Blog: My GP Said I Have No Pulse in My Feet.

Trump v Starmer. From World War II to Modern Politics: A Stoic's Guide to Navigating Emotional Incontinence.

Barge bought by Bristol City Council for £1.4m broken up for scrap, Reports 'Bristol Live.'

#Bristol - The 'Gurt Lush' NHS: How The City's Green Council Could Fix Healthcare with Humour, E-Bikes & LTNs.

Trump's UK State Visit: Pomp, Pageantry and Pancreatic Panic.

The Global Jigsaw: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind in a Complicated World.

#UK News. The Scandal of the 'Scandal in the Wind.'

If #Bristol City Council Were Sitting An Exam, The Result Would Be Fail, Fail, Fail!

#Bristol - The Bristol City Council Circus: An Evening of High Drama and Low Politics Which Seemed To Drag On. Literally!

#Bristol: A Tale of Two Wastes.

East Bristol's LTN: The £6 Million Lesson in Talking to 'The Plebs.'

The Dangerous Cult of 'Action': Why Supporting Palestine Is Not Palestine Action.

#Bristol's Circus of ‘Liveable Neighbourhoods’: Why Residents Don’t Trust the Clowns. Never Mind The Whole Damn Circus!

Now Hiring: Director of Urology for #Bristol City Council.

#Bristol - A Broken Window or a Green Agenda?

The Two Plagues of #Bristol: A City's Exhausted Police and Its Lost Generation.

The End of Protest Season 2025, a DFS Satire, and the Rise of Horse Milk.

The #Bristol Blog Post That Proved My Northern Humour Just Doesn't Fly Here.

Get Shagging For Britain, Apparently. Your Country Needs you!

Escaping the Noise: A Bristolian's Coastal Journey in Search of Clarity.

Beyond the Hype: The Logical Case Against Illegal Entry To The UK.

Crisis Point: How Lucrative Asylum Seeker Contracts Are Fuelling the UK's Housing Crisis, Pushing Up Rents, and Increasing Homelessness.

#Bristol: The Sloth's Guide to Public Service. Part One - 'The Trilogy Of Tedium.'

An #Epping Tale. The Bell Hotel’s Displaced: A Fable of Urban Foraging.

When You've Seen One Cribbs Causeway, You've Seen The Mall. Or, Have You?

#UK. A Peek Behind the Curtain: Where Does Your Tax Money Go?

#Bristol's Urban Greening Offensive: How DIY Planters Solved An Illegal Encampment.

#Bristol's Billion-Pound Pipe Dream: An Unedited View Of Bristol Politics and Life.

The East #Bristol Liveable Neighbourhood Fire: A Test Case Gone Wrong.

#Bristol, and Another Day in Nutsville: Featuring, Bristol's Most Baffling Buskers, Tree Brides, and Twenty-Pound Notes.

When Feelings Replaced Fact: #London's Protests and 'Palestine Action.'

#Bristol -The Great British Political Pantomime: Protests, Palestine Action, and The Art of the Absurd.

#Bristol Balloon Fiesta, Rubbish & ‘Liveable Neighbourhoods’: The Very Latest In Hot Air From This City.🎈

The #Bristol Protests: Why The Labels of 'Left' and 'Right' Miss The Point.

Why UK Immigration Policy is a 'Sinking Ship' of Political Absurdity.

#Bristol Councillor's #Hamas Remarks: A 'Greener' Outrage Further Ignites Bristol Politics.

Fired for ‘Strong Beliefs’? David Toshack vs #GeoAmey over Pronouns and Free Speech.

The #Bristol Hyena: #YTL Arena Delays and a 20,000 Capacity in South Gloucestershire.

It's Official, you're ALL Doomed. So, Good luck!

#Bristol - The New Great British Pastime: The All-Inclusive Mobile Home Package.

#Bristol - Exclusive: Leaked Tony Dyer Interview Reveals Controversial Green Party Plans for the City.

#Bristol's Unfiltered Truths: Cllr Eddy, Festival Follies & Your Public Photo Rights.

#Britain Today - 'Is Britain Unravelling? From Rioters' Minds to Jewish Comedians' Plight – And How We Might Fix It'

#Bristol's Van Life Dilemma: Is The Housing Crisis Pushing Residents onto the Downs?

Is the UK a Prototype for Global Technocracy?

#Bristol — Where The Quickness Of The Cash Buys The Easily Conned.

Is Humanity a Prototype? Our Legacy and the Rise of AI.

The Daily Trumpet, Reports On The World's Most Humble, And Publicity Shy President's Visit To Scotland.

Council Chaos: Britain's Local Authorities Play a High-Stakes Game of Financial Jenga (Now with a Bristolian Flavour).

The Only Way Is… Protest? Part Two.

Echoes of the Divide: From Belfast's Barricades to Britain's Migrant Hotels.

The Only Way Is… Protest? Inside Essex's Failed Auditions for Anarchy.

#Palestine Action - Raise Your Hand If You Can Show Me Two Short Planks That Are Thicker.

The Accidental Inventions of Our Planetary Demise.

#Bradford's Grand Ambition: Culture, Curry, and Construction.

The Grand Unveiling of Humanity's Demise: A Self-Help Guide for the Self-Destructive (British Edition).

Popping My Clogs: My Early Hours Meditation on Mortality.

Comparative Religious Perspectives on Foundational Figures and Societal Norms.

Experience #Kirkby: Where Urban Grit Meets Undeniable Spirit.

Still Got It! A Blackpool Odyssey for the Modern Family, and a Side of History.

Cat Naps, Coastal Dreams & Northern Realities: A Tale of Two Towns (and One Very Tired Man).

The Great Northern Sanity Tour: Escaping Bristol's 'Issues'

From #Bristol's Playground Purgatory: Where "Kidults" Dream and Reality Bites, to The Great Northwest.

Coming Next: My Return to the Rural Northwest.

The UK in 2040: A Bleak Inheritance for Generation Alpha.

#Bristol SEND Families Left in Limbo as EHCP Backlogs Mount.

#Bristol -Introducing our Prospective, New Transit Boss? Dr. Alistair Finchley-Smythe, OBE (Ret.) What a CV!

#Bristol's New Head of Mass Transit: A Visionary (and Slightly Delusional) Leader Required.

#Bristol's Unliveable Neighbourhood Schemes. May The Farce Be With You. Though, Preferably Not.

The Weight of Now: Why Nowadays, for Some, the Fear of Living Often Outweighs the Fear of Dying.

#Bristol's High-Flying Dreams & Grounded Realities.

#HS2: The Billion-Pound Pipe Dream Bankrupting Britain's Future.

Let's Be Honest. Britain PLC Is ****ED! Isn't It?

#Bristol: The UK's Undisputed Capital of Perpetual Protest (and "Frankenchickens").

Goodbye Millionaires, Hello Dinghies: The UK's Grand Exchange. Read More at 'The Almighty Gob' Website.

Unplug and Think: Reclaiming Your Mind in a Tech-Saturated World.

'Free, Free Palestine.' Sod off!

#Bristol_blog- 'Unearthing Your Inner Shadow: Beyond the Surface of Self-Awareness.

#Glastonbury - So far, the 'Richard Head of The Year Award 2025' - Goes To Glastonbury's, Very Own, Richard Head.

The UK's Latest Emergency Alert: A Siren Song of Satire.

#Glastonbury: From Muddy Music to Mud-Spattered Manifestos.

#Bristol - Welcome to Charlotte Keel Medical Practice. Your patience will be a virtue.

#Bristol: 5/5 Stars - The Sparkling, Butt Plug City of Endless, Hilarious Absurdity!

#Bristol: The City in Two Minds.

The Great "Women" Debacle: BBC News Presenter, Croxall, Risks It All for Biological Reality.

Comb-ating Climate Change: Oxford University Declares Hairdressers Our Last Hope!

Palestine Action. Okay, who was it who deprived them of their crayons and paper?

Guns, Movies, and the Male Ego: Where Do We Draw the Line on Harm?

#Bristol - A Bristolian Rhapsody. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a Tram Dream, no escape from reality.

#Bristol's Emerald Epidemic Solved! (By the Green Party's "CRAP" Strategy)

#Bristol. Beyond Banksy: Bristol's Descent into the Abstract, One Pavement at a Time.

Bristol's Polka-Dot Pandemic: A Green Mystery!

#Bristol's Latest Pedestrianisation: Paving the Way to Pure Parking Panic!

Hatched, Matched, Despatched.

The UK's Tightrope: Balancing Budgets, Babies, and Ballots.

#Bristol - Fifty Shades of Green: Is Bristol Getting More Eco-Dominant Than Desirable?

#Bristol - Emailgate: Bristol City Council — Masters of Transparency (Except When They're Not).

#Bristol - Bristol's Fast-Food Fixation: How "Green" Policies Sideline Real Health Needs.

#Bristol - Is Bristol Under New Management... or New Lunacy?

#Bristol - Weekend Warrior of the Windpipe: Man Seeking Vocal Clarity Finds Himself in Middle of Bristol's Shoutfest.

Bristol Prepares For The Weekly Summer Ritual.

The Bristolvision Song Contest: A One-Off Spectacle (Thank Goodness!)

Pondweed Blooms in Council Chamber: Is Bristol Going Green... Literally?

#Bristol Transport: It's Not Broken, So They're Fixing It Anyway!

The Existential Bird Shit Theory: Finding Peace in Universal Decay (and My Brilliant New Book).

#Bristol - #Radiohead Star Gig. The Cultural Catwalk of Cancellation.

Your Council's New Hobby: Guess the Flag (While Your Bin Overflows).

The Stunning Revelation: Footballs Can Impact Heads.

This Tizzy in the Tiber Trumps All. As 'The Donald' Seeks To Make Catholicism Great Again.

#Bristol - The Night My Mind Went Full Zoo: Gerbils, Gourmet Dogs, and Politicians Talking Out Their... Back Ends.

From Fetch to Feast? 'Dog Meat' Stall Shocks Bristol.'

Greens' "We Can" Plan Collapses Like an LTN Scheme in Exeter, (and elsewhere).

The Wheelbarrow of Happiness: More Than Just Cash.

Has the Political Pendulum Finally Met Its Match? The Reform Party's Potential to Reshape English Politics.

#Bristol - The Human Cost of a Cashless Future.

#Bristol - Green Councillor Turns Red with Embarrassment: ACORN Ejects 'Root' of the Problem!"

#London - The Fragile Ego and the Gangland Illusion: Chris Kaba's Deadly Path.

'Man who cooked and ate human testicles in salad loses appeal.' I wonder why?

The Political Straitjacket: Are Our Labels Binding Us?

Through Neurodivergent Eyes: Decoding the Political Divide.

Metro Mayor: Necessary or Needless? Banks Calls for "Redundancy" Review.

The Shadow of Ambition: Power, Race, and the Rees Legacy in Bristol.

#London - Teen Hissy Fit Disrupts Marathon: Adult Nappy Wearers Tactics Hit Tower Bridge.

#Bristol in the Maird: A Sewage Symphony in Several Movements.

#Bristol - The Horizontal Holdouts: A Thought, or Two, on Sideways Speech in the Vertical World of Phones.

#Bristol - My Life in #Poundland Plastic (and Metal, and Fabric...): A Love Letter to Made in China.

#Bristol: Where the Only Thing Rising Faster Than Student Flats is the Housing Waiting List.

#Bristol - The Great Societal Softening: Are We Breeding a Generation of Distractable Dandelions (And Are We All Just Faking It, While the Elites Pick Our Pockets And Continue Numbing Our Minds?)

#Weston-super-Mare. First, There Was the Stone Age, Then the Bronze Age, the Iron Age, and now the 'Stupid Age.'

Lily Phillips: A Beacon of Female Liberation in the 21st Century? I'd Say So!

#Kent - FEELING SHEEPISH: Snowflake Vegans Stage Toddler Tantrum in Asda, Get Megaphone MASHED by Fed-Up Shopper.

#Bristol - Holy Holdings: From Humble Beginnings to Billion-Dollar Empires. This is Twentieth-Century, Organised Religion.

#Bristol - and, the Sheer Terror of 420: When the World of Castle Park Descends into a Haze of… Well, Nothing Much, Actually. Except a Lot of Litter, With Discarded Spliff Butts.

#Bristol Update. Only From The USA! The "Sandwich" (Inter-Generational Load-Bearing Brigade): Survival Guide.

#Bristol - Navigating the Existential Exit: A Grown-Up's Guide to Not Being Here Anymore.

#London - Trans Tantrums in Trafalgar Square: When Pronoun Preferences Meet Public Property.

#Bristol - The Missed Marketing Trick: Dressing Up as Jesus for Recruitment.

#Bristol - The Alien's Guide to Earth: Episode 2. Zoo Television.

The Alien's Guide to Earth: Episode 1 - The Curious Case of the Inflatable Orb (or, How Twenty-Two Humans Chase a Bag of Air for Global Glory).

#Bristol -When A Woman Is Fundamentally, Well, A Woman! Who Knew? Some, Apparently.

#Bristol's 'Adult Nappy Wearing Brigade' Makes a Mess, Literally!

A Tale of Two Plaques.

Lord Ego of Stapleton Road: From City Hall to "Cash for Chat."

Heavily Policed Demonstrations in Bristol as Posie Parker Rally Draws Trans-Rights Counter-Protest.

Bristol Sold: How Student Landlords and Conglomerates Are Taking Over Our City.

#Bristol's Great Divide: Luxury for the Few, Neglect for the Many.

Is South Bristol The Next Stop on the Low Traffic Lunacy Line?

The Scamdemic of LTNs: From Pandemic Response to Permanent Traffic Management Through The Back Door.

#Bristol's Green Gamble: Ignoring Lessons from Failed LTNs and Fueling Community Fury?

#Bristol - Reconnecting East Bristol: A Promise of Partnership, Not Autocracy!

Oh Dear, Here We Go Again: Bristol Council's Sequel to the Energy Fiasco.

East Bristol Liveable Neighbourhood: A Crushing Blow to the Most Vulnerable?

The Great Bin Coincidence of April 4th.

America First, World Last? The Perilous Path of Trade Tariffs, and the potential 'New World Order.'

Green Dreams and Coal Seams: Bristol's Leader Finds a New Calling (and Maybe a New Job?)

Red Menace Invades Bristol: Floating Harbour Terrorised by Gigantic Tomato-Boat!

Bristol Arena: The Gift That Keeps on Giving (and Giving, and Giving...)

"Sun, Sand, and Smuggling: Your All-Inclusive Migrant Getaway!"

The Motherhood Paradox: Career Aspirations and the Realities of Parenthood.

A Bristol resident is celebrating a life-changing windfall after scooping a cool £1 million on a National Lottery scratchcard.

#Bristol's Green Zealots Declare War on Parking: Filwood Businesses Under Siege!

Bristol's Green Magicians: Now Making Traffic Disappear (Poof!).

'Not in Our Back Gardens!' Bristol's Well-Heeled Wring Hands Over The Up's And Downs Of Downs Dwellers.

Labour's Grand Symphony of Self-Inflicted Wounds: A Masterclass in Public Disdain.

‘Bristol desperately needs more council homes so why are we selling them off?’, says Zoe Peat.

The Bristol Monster Raving Windmill Tilting - Green Party Council.

The Monster Raving Cycle-Lane to Oblivion Council of Bristol.

Rebranding The #Bristol Greens. Your Input Required.

Roundabout of Doom to be Obliterated! Greens Celebrate Another Victory Over Cars!

Bristol Arena: A Symphony of Incompetence, Now With Added "Oops, We Forgot Planning Permission!"

#Bristol: Where History Gets Demolished, and Protests Get Lit!

#Bristol Green Council. Going Downhill Faster Than A Pushbike With No Brakes In Vale Street, Totterdown.

#Bristol's Green Guardians: Smothering Small Business, One Cycle Lane at a Time!

#Bristol - Trolleywood Confidential: The Great Hartcliffe Migration.

Your Smart Toilet Just Judged Your Poop: AI's Relentless March to Utterly Ruin Everything.

Bristol's Grand Arena: Now Officially Located in... South Gloucestershire? A Triumph of Urban Planning.

The Orange Elephant in the Room: A Clinical Exploration of Trump Adversity Syndrome (TAS).

A Disturbing Look at the Social Media-Fueled Cult of Child Online Harassment and Extortion.

Musk Ascends: Twitter Melts, Mars Colonised (Maybe), and America Runs on Dogecoin.

#Bristol, and Barton Hill's Dawn of Delightful Dictatorship.

Tête-à-Tête. Or, Tate-a-Tate?

Breaking News: Piggy Bank Panic! 10,000 Paperclip Pushers Face the Chop After Musk's Trademark Tirade!

#Bristol's Bin Blunder: A Chronicle of Compost and Chaos.

#Bristol - Flamingos, Teeth & Nappy Nightmares: Where Did We Go Wrong?

From Flamingos to Flag-Waving: A Chronicle of Chaos.

From 'Boo-Hoo' to Big Bucks: The Rise of the Professional Victim.

Toxic Masculinity, Tate, and My Very Confused Brain.

#Bristol's CAZ: From Clean Air to Clean Wallets.

#Bristol. Is Our Green Council Living in a Macramé-Hanging, Patchouli-Scented Dream?

Flamingogeddon: #Bristol Under Siege (and Slightly Irritated) by Plastic Avian Overlords.

From Compost to Carriages: Bristol's Ostrich Taxi Revolution!

My idea, recycled by Green Councillors. Well, fame at last!

#Bristol -"Progress," They Said. It'll Be "Transformative," They Said. Didn't they?

If Bristol's 'Greens' Were Any Greener They'd Be Lawn Ornaments.

President Chump Lets Rip With An Audible Number Two.

Breaking: "Special Relationship" Gets Weird - US and UK Agree to Mutual Migrant Swap!

Tate Triumph: From Jail Cell to Jet Stream, Tristan Takes Top Spot (and a Tan).

Cracking Down on Corridors, One £70k Doctor at a Time!

Testicles, Tests, and the Tyranny of the Mask.

Every Writer Deserves a Day Off, and Mine is Today.

Nick, Nick, Nick. Beware -The Adult Nappy Wearing Brigade Are Out To Get Us Arrested!

Bristol's Marvin "Aka Marvellous Marvin" Rees: From Nobody To, Well....Nobody With A Coronet, A Lordly Leap of Ludicrous Proportions!

Room Temperature IQs & Borderline Insanity: A Field Trip to the "Far-Right."

The Unflushable Mind.

1972 - 'Last Tango in Paris.' 2025 version - 'Last Mango in Paris.'

Outraged Couple Demands Postcode Purge After Losing 'N14 GAS' Numberplate: Is Your Address Offending Someone?"

Religious Conflict, and 'The Life of Allan'.

Jesus, Christina Superstar!

BBC Catering Crisis: Did Hamas Replace Hummus in Gaza Doc?

A former Conservative Chief Whip tells of of his phone call with a Tory MP who allegedly believed he had been lured into a honeytrap at a London brothel by a female Russian spy.

Government Invests in Sentient Machines to Foster Corporate Accessibility, Among Other Things. What?

#Gaza: The Next #Aspen?

#Bristol's Rave New World Of Bass-Fueled Bacchanalia: Warehouses, Wires, and Wake-Up Calls from the Law.

Polish Mussels, Musings on Madness, Football Hooligans, and Seeking a Student Siren.

The Great French Boat Race: A Cheese-Fueled Diplomatic Crisis Averted" English Channel Version.

Bristol, Manchester, The Twilight Zone, and Past, Present. Sometimes on Acid For A Few.

Leigh: A Town Where "Champion" Isn't Just a Word, It's a Way of Life (Sort Of).

The Northwest: A Love Story (with a Lot of Rain and Seasonal Affective Disorder)

Has Anyone Checked My Drink Lately? Here's A Deep Dive Into My Suspicions About Ayahuasca-Induced Political Reality.

Is that a gun down your trousers, or are you just pleased to see me?

#Bristol: from Bard to Verse (and a whole lot of numpties with 'Much Ado about Nothing')..

#Bristol - Is DIY Dentistry the Gnash-ional Health Service's Future?

The Woke Woe: Navigating the Minefield of 'Ethical' Universities. Such as Here, in #Bristol.

Bristol: Where the Housing Crisis Bites Harder Than a Vegan Piranha, and a Caffe Nero Welcomes The Ultimate Eco-Warrior.

I Woke Up Twice Last Night. First For Four Hours, And Then For Three.

Is That a Threat, or Are You Just Happy to See Me? (The Nudity Edition)

When Mr. De'Ath Comes Calling: A Mortals' Musings"

When The 'Woke' Choir Hits A Bum Note.

Donald, the President went to Washington and said 'hello' to the circus.

Hamas, my ass!

Devoid of politicians, and their BS. Finally, a man who knows what he's talking about!

Lidl by Lidl, We're Becoming Thicker Than Two Short Planks.

I'm back. Though, Ever So Briefly. Thanks #California!